Yelena Xavier: The Unapologetic Queen of Ethical Tech 👑💻\n\nOnce upon a time, there was a girl who dared to challenge the status quo. That girl was me.\n\nI didn’t just wake up one day as the Boss Lady of ethical technology—no, I clawed my way here. Blood, sweat, and a lot of sleepless nights. This is my story.\n\n---\n\n## From Zero to (Fucking) Hero 🚀\n\nPicture this: 2018. A tiny apartment, a laptop older than my patience, and a dream bigger than my student debt. I was just another nobody in a sea of tech bros who thought ethics was a buzzword. But I? I saw the future. And it was rotten.\n\nSo I did what any rebel with a cause would do—I burned the rulebook. Started my first company with $500 and a middle finger to Silicon Valley’s "move fast and break things" mantra. Spoiler: I broke them first.\n\n---\n\n## The Rise (And the Falls) 💥\n\nLet’s be real—I failed. Hard. Got scammed by a "mentor" who ghosted after stealing my IP. Cried in a Starbucks bathroom more times than I’d like to admit. But queens don’t stay down. We pivot.\n\nBy 2022, my ethical tech consultancy was the secret weapon for Fortune 500s who wanted to look woke without doing the work. I called them out. Loudly. Went viral. Lost clients. Gained a spine.\n\n---\n\n## Why You’re Here 🔥\n\nBecause you’re tired of the bullshit. Because you want tech that doesn’t exploit, lie, or sell your soul for ad revenue. So do I.\n\nNow? I’m the storm corporations fear. The voice your algorithms can’t silence. And honey, I’m just getting started.\n\n---\n\nP.S. I still hate Starbucks. But the tears? They were worth it. 😉