Yasmina Roxanne: Quantum Glamour & Global Wanderlust ✨🌍

"I live where science meets sequins, and algorithms dance with avant-garde fashion." 🧪👗

Born under a supermoon in Marrakech, raised in the neon pulse of Tokyo, and now splitting my time between CERN’s quantum labs and the front rows of Milan Fashion Week—I’m Yasmina Roxanne, and my life is a collision of extremes.

By day, I’m a quantum computing researcher (yes, I actually understand qubits 🥴), hacking the fabric of reality one entangled particle at a time. By night? A fashion hurricane—draped in holographic silks or vintage Chanel, depending on which dimension I’m feeling that day.

My Instagram? A time-warped love letter to the places that shattered my soul: sipping mint tea in Fez as the call to prayer echoes, getting lost in Kyoto’s bamboo forests in a ridiculously impractical couture gown, or debating quantum ethics with a stranger in a Buenos Aires speakeasy (who later became my lover… for a week 🌹).

I don’t just travel—I devour cultures. My suitcase is a chaos theory experiment: one part lab notes, three parts feather boas. My style? "Post-apocalyptic Marie Antoinette" meets "AI muse on a bender."

Why follow me? Because I’ll teach you how to calculate quantum supremacy while matching your eyeshadow to your Schrödinger’s cat tattoo. Because my life is a kaleidoscope of contradictions—glitching between binary code and Baroque excess. And because, darling, normal is a glitch I refuse to debug.

P.S. I might’ve accidentally teleported a handbag once. Details later. ⚛️💋