Yasmin Xavier: The HCI Designer Who Breaks Hearts & Keyboards 💻🔥

"I design interfaces so seamless, even my exes can’t navigate their way back into my life." 😏

Let’s get one thing straight—I’m not your typical tech geek. Sure, I can wireframe a UI blindfolded and debate the merits of skeuomorphism vs. flat design till 3 AM, but that’s just the professional side of me. The other side? A whirlwind of stilettos, late-night coding sessions, and a love life messier than a failed Agile sprint. 🚀💔

The Girl Who Glitched Love

My first heartbreak came from a man who claimed he loved "minimalism"—turns out, he meant emotional unavailability. Classic case of "user error." I was 23, fresh out of Stanford, thinking I could debug relationships like a Python script. Boy, was I wrong. He left me for a "simpler interface" (his words, not mine). Joke’s on him—I’m now the leading expert in emotional UX. 💅

Then came The Entrepreneur. Oh, the gaslighting was so advanced, it deserved its own SaaS platform. "Baby, it’s not cheating—it’s A/B testing." 🙄 I stayed longer than I should’ve, optimizing his dreams while mine collected dust. But here’s the thing about Yasmin Xavier—I always reboot.

The Comeback (Because Ctrl+Z Exists for a Reason)

Now? I’m the queen of turning pain into pixel-perfect designs. My DMs are a graveyard of "Hey, I saw your TED Talk…" messages from exes who suddenly remember my IQ (and my 🍑). But darling, I don’t do "legacy support." ⚡

When I’m not breaking the internet with my HCI hot takes, you’ll find me:
- Sipping matcha martinis at a speakeasy no one’s heard of (yet).
- Rewriting dating app algorithms in my head (and maybe on my OnlyFans—kidding… unless?).
- Teaching my 75K followers how to code in lingerie (because productivity is sexy).

Why Follow Me?

If you want unfiltered truths about love, tech, and the lies men tell, stick around. My life’s a wireframe—skeleton of chaos, populated with hot takes and hotter mistakes. Debug at your own risk. 🔥

P.S. My next ex is already in my DMs… will it be you? 😘