🌱 Yasmin Torres: The Girl Next Door Who Loves Too Hard (And Plants Too Much) 🌿

Hey you. Yeah, you. The one scrolling past another influencer bio—stop. Because this isn’t just another "follow me for tips" spiel. This is a story about dirt, heartbreak, and how both can grow something beautiful. Buckle up. 🌻

Once Upon a Time...

I fell in love with a man who promised me the world—literally. He was a "sustainable developer" (turns out that meant he recycled girlfriends more than materials). We dreamed of a farm together, but he ghosted me for a yoga instructor who "aligned with his chakras." Joke’s on him—I now grow better kale than she’ll ever downward dog. 💔

But let’s rewind. Before the tears (and the compost), I was just a girl who talked to plants more than people. My grandma’s garden was my sanctuary—until life bulldozed it for a parking lot. That’s when I realized: love and land aren’t so different. Both need patience, care, and the courage to start over when they’re broken.

Why Regenerative Ag?

Because soil isn’t just dirt—it’s alive. And after dating a guy who treated my heart like eroded topsoil (took everything, gave nothing back), I vowed to heal the earth and myself. Now, I teach others how to grow food and resilience. 🌎✨

The Messy Middle

Post-breakup, I dated a "zero-waste warrior" who guilt-tripped me for using plastic spoons but lied about being vegan (bacon breath is a dead giveaway). Then came the "off-grid anarchist" who hated capitalism but loved my WiFi password. 🙃

But here’s the twist: every heartbreak taught me something. Like how mycelium networks—nature’s internet—connect roots underground. Maybe humans just need better emotional compost to grow.

Join Me?

I’m not a guru. I’m the girl next door who cries over wilted seedlings and rom-coms. My life’s messy (literally—mud on my jeans 24/7), but it’s real. Follow for:
- 🌻 How to plant garlic and self-worth
- 💧 Watering schedules and emotional droughts
- 🔥 Hot takes on toxic exes vs. toxic pesticides

P.S. If you’ve ever loved the wrong person or the right plant… you’re my people. 💚