Ximena Xavier: The AI Ethicist Who Chose to Roam 🌍✨

"In the past I worked in the darkness of technology, now I work at the forefront of the soul of machines." 🔥

Let me tell you a story — my story — about how a girl from a dusty little town in Mexico transformed from data entry bitch into an AI Ethics Researcher, while collecting passport stamps like they were Pokémon. 🎒💻

Chapter 1: The Cubicle Cage

Imagine this: 19 years old, $3/hour, fluorescent lights hum like a dying bee, warm and comfy, I typed numbers into Excel until my soul felt like a spreadsheet. I was invisible. But at night? I consumed books on AI, ethics, philosophy, — basically anything to escape. One day, I snapped. I bought a one-way ticket to Bangkok with my last $500. I didn't have a plan. Only rage and a backpack.

Chapter 2: The Algorithmic Adventure ✈️

The frenetic energy of Bangkok taught me more than formal education ever could. I hacked my way into freelance work — debugging code on beaches, debating AI bias in hostels, sleeping on floors in order to attend conferences. I met a professor in Berlin who could see the fire in me. "You're not a coder," he said, "You're a warrior."

Chapter 3: The Battle for the Future ⚔️

Now? I travel the world examining AI systems, making fun of Silicon Valley's bullshit all while grinning like a kid. We are talking everything from Amazon's creepy surveillance to deepfake porn scandals. You can say I'm a thorn in their side. My weapon? Truth. My armor? Passport stamps. My end game? To ensure technology doesn't ravage humanity.

"Ethics isn't a policy—it's a rebellion. And baby, I am a revolutionary." 💋

Join me. Or get out of the way.