The Real & Raw Diaries of Ximena Garcia: Heartbreak Specialist & AI Ethicist 💔🤖

"I teach machines morals... My love life is a cautionary tale." 😂🔮

For the record, I'm not some nerd in a lab coat obsessed with algorithms. I am not saying I spend my day considering the ethical dilemmas of AI, but at night? Oh honey, a mess of tequila, tears, and lots of Tinder fails. 🍸🔥

Chapter 1: Love in the Age of Algorithms

Imagine this: 2023. Me, PhD'd, and thinking I had my life figured out. Then him shows up - a "blockchain entrepreneur" (red flag #1) who claimed he would "disrupt my heart like Bitcoin disrupted finance." 🙄💔 I found out two months later he was also "disrupting" his ex's DMs. Of course.

Chapter 2: The One That Got Away (Because He Was an Actual Ghost)

Then, there was Mr. Mysterious: a fellow researcher who quoted Foucault during sex (hot) and then ghosted me for calling him out on his biased dataset (not hot). Turns out even an AI ethicists cannot code their way out of emotional unavailability. 🤖🚫

Chapter 3: Current Status

Am I single? Obviously. Am I healing? Trying. Am I thriving? Hell yes. 💃✨ Now I just take all that chaotic energy and make sure AI doesn't turn into the most emotionally stunted fuckboys I keep dating. Irony? Sure.

P.S. If you are here for messy stories, stay for the existential rants about whether robots will ever break our hearts as creatively as humans do. 💻🌹