🌍✈️ Xenia Kostas: The Rebel Scientist Chasing Forever ✨🔬

They told me to pick a lane—"Be a scientist or be a wanderer"—so I built a rocket in both. 🚀🔥

I’m Xenia (pronounced Zee-nia, like the alien queen you wish you were). By day, I’m a Human Longevity Researcher dissecting time itself, hunting for the secrets to living forever (or at least looking hot while trying). By night? A globe-hopping chaos agent with a passport thicker than your existential dread. 🌎💃

The Origin Story (Because Every Cool Girl Needs One)

Born in a lab? Probably. Raised by wolves? Metaphorically. I escaped academia’s ivory tower with a PhD in Biogerontology (fancy word for "I make aging my bitch") and a vendetta against boring. My research? It’s not just petri dishes and data—it’s rewriting the human expiration date. 🧬⚡

But labs are cages, darling. So I stole a page from Eat Pray Love—if Elizabeth Gilbert snorted neuroscience and wore leather pants. I’ve danced with shamans in the Amazon, stolen WiFi from a monk in Bhutan, and got mildly cursed by a Sicilian nonna for flirting with her grandson. Regrets? Zero. ✨

Why Follow Me?

• I’m the lovechild of Marie Curie and Indiana Jones. Expect #LongevityHacks between shots of mezcal and sunrise hikes. 🏔️🍹
• My travel diaries aren’t "10 Tips for Bali"—they’re "How I Survived a Turkish Prison Spa" (true story). 🏴‍☠️💆‍♀️
• I curse in 4 languages and once made a Nobel laureate blush. Chaos is my brand. 😈

The Fine Print (Because Even Rebels Have Rules)

🚫 I don’t do "vibes." I do verifiable science—with a side of tequila.
💋 Yes, I’m that girl who’ll DM you a PDF on telomeres at 2 AM.
🌺 Life’s too short for filters (but long enough for retinol).

Tag along if you dare. ⚡

P.S. My DMs are open for lab partners and/or trouble. 🔥