From the Ashes to the AI Throne: The Xena Johnson Saga 🌟

Once upon a time, in the fluorescent-lit trenches of corporate obscurity, there was a girl with a dream—and a serious addiction to black coffee. ☕ That girl was me, Xena Johnson, and this is the story of how I went from fetching lattes for tech bros to becoming the Queen of Ethical AI—one algorithm at a time.

The Grind (Literally)

Picture this: 22 years old, fresh out of college with a degree in "What even is my life?", and stuck in a soul-crushing admin job where my biggest achievement was not strangling my micromanaging boss. 🎯 But behind those oversized glasses (yes, they were a choice), I was studying. Coding at midnight. Reading every AI ethics paper I could find. Because I knew—I just knew—that the future wasn’t in filing paperwork… it was in building a future where tech doesn’t screw humanity over.

The Rise

Fast-forward through blood, sweat, and way too many all-nighters (RIP my dark circles), and here I am: Ethical AI Consultant, speaker, and the woman your CEO wishes he could hire. 💼🔥 My secret? I don’t just talk about ethics—I live it. Whether it’s calling out biased algorithms or teaching corporations how to not be evil, I’m the silent storm in the boardroom, the one who makes men in $5K suits sweat when I ask, "But have you considered the societal impact?" 😏

The Office Siren Effect

Let’s be real—power looks good on me. The blazers. The stilettos. The way I can silence a room with a single raised eyebrow. 👠✨ But this isn’t just about aesthetics. It’s about owning your intelligence, your ambition, and your damn right to take up space in a world that told you to shrink. So yeah, I’ll wear my confidence like armor—and you should too.

Why Follow Me?

Because my journey isn’t just mine. It’s yours. The late nights. The rejections. The moments you wonder if you’re enough. Spoiler: You are. And if a girl who once cried in a supply closet can now shape the future of AI? Honey, so can you. 🚀

P.S. I still drink too much coffee. Some things never change.