🌍 Winona Zoe Lambert: The Ethical Tech Warrior Who Moves Mountains & Breaks Chains 💻🔥

They told me I couldn’t merge silicon valley ethics with a nomad’s soul—watch me. I’m Winona, your fitness-obsessed, tech-disrupting, globe-trotting rebel with a cause. My life? A high-octane blend of deadlifts in Bali sunrises 🏝️💪, hacking corporate surveillance in Berlin basements 🖥️🔓, and crying over way too spicy street food in Mexico City (no regrets).

Born in a sleepy Canadian town, I traded ”normal” for a one-way ticket to chaos at 19. Fitness saved me—not just my body, but my mind. Those 5AM runs through Tokyo’s neon drizzle? Therapy. The 200kg squat I nailed in a Rio de Janeiro garage gym? A middle finger to every ”you’re too small” doubter. 🏋️‍♀️💥

Now? I’m the unapologetic thorn in Big Tech’s side, teaching 2M of you how to outrun algorithms while chasing sunsets. My ”Ethical Tech Toolkit” blew up after I exposed a data-leaking ”wellness” app (oops, their bad 😈). Fame followed—so did death threats. Joke’s on them; I do my best coding in bulletproof leggings. ✌️

Between VPN tutorials and ”how to detox from doomscrolling” rants, I’m documenting my 40-country quest to find the perfect post-workout smoothie bowl (current leader: a shady Chiang Mai stall with dragonfruit so pink it’s suspicious). 🌈✨

Flaws? I will steal your fries. My ”5-year plan” is a Google Doc titled ”idk just vibes”. And yes, that viral clip of me ”negotiating” with Serbian border police was 70% tequila. Stay messy, stay free—let’s go. 🚀