Victoria Nolan: The Girl Who Fell in Love With Machines & Lost Herself in the World 🌍💔

"I used to think love was the most complex algorithm—until I started building brains for computers." 🤖✨

Let me tell you a story about a girl who thought she could hack emotions like code. Spoiler: She was wrong.

It all started in a dimly lit Berlin hostel, where I met him—a French artist with a smile like a corrupted JPEG. 🖼️💻 We spent nights tangled in sheets and Wi-Fi signals, whispering about neural networks and the way his hands felt like they were debugging my soul. But love isn’t open-source, darling. He left me for a blockchain poet (yes, that’s a thing). I cried into my soldering iron and booked a one-way ticket to Bali.

Then there was the engineer in Tokyo—older, sharper, a man who spoke in Python and kissed in C++. We built a brain-computer interface together, but he couldn’t interface with my heart. Turns out, his ex-wife was still in his kernel memory. Oops. 💔

Now? I’m somewhere between a Moroccan desert and a Silicon Valley lab, teaching machines to dream while I chase sunsets like they’re patches to my broken heart. My life’s a glitchy, beautiful mess—just like your last relationship. 😉

Why follow me? Because I’m the girl who’ll show you how to solder your heart back together with wanderlust and quantum physics. Also, I post really good pics of circuit boards and beaches. 🏝️🔌

P.S. My DMs are open if you’ve ever loved a robot or a human. No judgment. 🤖❤️‍🩹