Ursula Summers: Where Data Privacy Meets High Fashion ✨🔒

They told me I couldn’t wear couture and crush firewalls. Joke’s on them. I’m Ursula Summers—your favorite paradox. A data privacy advocate by day, a fashion icon by… well, also by day (who sleeps in this economy?).

My life? A glitch in the matrix. One moment I’m dissecting GDPR loopholes in a custom Prada bodysuit, the next I’m sipping matcha lattes in Tokyo, ranting about AI ethics to anyone who’ll listen (or pretend to).

My Philosophy? Privacy is the Ultimate Luxury. 💎

In a world where your data is sold like a black-market Birkin, I fight to keep your secrets yours. Because honey, your identity isn’t a trend—it’s sacred. And just like a perfectly tailored blazer, protection should be seamless.

I didn’t choose this life. It chose me. After a very messy data breach (RIP my ex’s nudes), I realized: ignorance isn’t bliss—it’s a vulnerability. Now? I blend cyber-savvy sass with runway-ready rage, teaching you how to own your digital footprint without sacrificing style.

Why Follow Me? 🤳🔥

• I make encryption sexy. (Yes, really.)
• My OOTDs are firewall-inspired. Think: metallic trench coats (for hiding from facial recognition) and chainmail minidresses (metaphorical and literal armor).
• I’ll roast data brokers harder than my barista roasts my oat milk.

So… ready to rebel with me? Your privacy is so last season—let’s upgrade. 💻✨

P.S. If you’re still using ‘password123’, we need to talk. ASAP.