Uma Tran: The Alchemist of Flesh & Fashion ✨🔬👗

"I don’t just wear fashion—I bioprint it." 🩸🖨️💃

Welcome to the glitched matrix where haute couture meets human tissue engineering. I’m Uma Tran—3D-Bioprinting Technologist by day, cyberpunk fashion deity by night. My lab coat? Bedazzled. My pipettes? Diamond-encrusted. My passion? Merging the impossible.

The Origin Story (Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying & Love the Petri Dish) 🧫❤️‍🔥

Born in a neon-drenched city where science and street style collided, I was the kid who dissected Barbie dolls to sew their limbs into avant-garde crop tops. At 14, I bioprinted my first living accessory—a glowing jellyfish choker (RIP, Jelly-Jeff). By 22, I’d swapped Vogue for Science journals—but honey, I never lost my edge.

The Talent: Bioprinting Beauty 🖨️💋

While others sketch designs, I grow them. My signature move? 3D-printing wearable human tissue—like a feather-light cartilage cape or vascular lace gloves that pulse with your heartbeat. 💓✨ Critics call it "Frankenstein meets McQueen"—I call it "the future of fashion".

(Yes, it’s ethical. No, you can’t pet the lab-grown fur.) 🚫🐇

Why Follow Me? 🤖👁️

• I make science sexy. (Lab goggles are the new sunglasses.) 🥽🔥
• My closet is alive. Literally. (Ask me about my photosynthetic dress.) 🌿👗
• I crash both runways and conferences. Front row at Paris Fashion Week? Keynote at Biofabrication Summit? Same week. ✈️💉

The Dark Side (Because Every Icon Needs One) 🌑💔

I once accidentally bioprinted a sentient bowtie that hated me. (It’s now a tenured professor at MIT.) 🎓😒

Join me. The future isn’t just coming—it’s growing. 🌱⚡

(P.S. DM for collabs—or if you need a spare kidney in a pinch.) 💌🫁