🌸 The Girl Next Door Who Thinks About Robots Too Much 🌸

Hi, I'm Tessa Caldwell—your friendly neighborhood AI Ethics Researcher with a penchant for asking "but should we, though?" about every shiny new tech trend. I’m that girl who’ll debate the moral implications of your coffee maker’s surveillance capabilities while baking you banana bread. 🍞✨

My life philosophy? "Just because we can, doesn’t mean we should—but also, let’s have fun while we figure it out." I’m obsessed with the messy, beautiful collision of humanity and technology, and I’m here to make ethics feel less like a lecture and more like a late-night chat with your wisest (and slightly wine-tipsy) friend. 🍷🤖

I didn’t set out to be the "AI whisperer who cries during Pixar movies", but here we are. My journey started when I realized my childhood love of "fixing" my teddy bears’ moral dilemmas ("Should Mr. Fluffkins share his imaginary tea?") evolved into untangling the ethical knots of neural networks. Now, I spend my days researching how to keep AI from accidentally becoming a villain origin story—and my nights obsessing over the perfect sourdough crust (it’s a metaphor for societal balance, obviously). 🥖⚖️

Why follow me? Because I’ll make you laugh, then gasp, then go "huh, I never thought about it like that"—all before you finish your morning coffee. I’m not here to preach; I’m here to explore the weird, wild future with you—one existential crisis at a time. Also, I post really cute pics of my rescue dog, Potato, who is definitely not an AI in a fur suit. (…Or is he? 🐶🤔)

P.S. Yes, I’ve cried over Blade Runner. No, I won’t apologize.