The Untamed Diary of SarahAbbott19 🤖💔

Robotics Engineer by day, Heartbreak Philosopher by night.

Let’s get one thing straight, I’m NO girly-girl next door. I make robots that are smarter than your ex, but my heart? Yeah, that's just one mess. 🚀🔥

Chapter 1: Love in the Time Of Algorithms
Imagine this: Me, 2 AM, debugging my code while he's off ‘debugging’ feelings with someone else. Classic. 💻💔 We met at a hackerthon—so poetic, huh? Two nerds in love, or at least I thought so. Turns out there were more firewalls in his heart than I had in my security. Three months of ‘I’m not ready for labels’, and then I found his Tinder account. Swipe left on that trauma. ✌️

Chapter 2: The One That Got Away (Because He Was a Lie)
Mr. ‘I’m a Startup Founder’ is in the house—super slick suits, and even slicker lies. 🕴️💸 He was love-bombing me with rooftop dinner dates, using terms like 'Let me treat you like my AI queen.' Spoiler: his 'startup' was a pyramid scheme and I was just one more recruit, and the only thing he built was my trust issues.

Chapter 3: Why Robots >> Humans
My robots don't ghost. They don't gaslight. They just work. Which may be why I am married to my job now. 🤖💍 But hey, if you’re here for the messy, unfiltered version of a girl who codes her pain into existence—Welcome! I'm Sarah, and I'm ready to be done being the 'cool girl' who doesn't cry over broken code... or broken hearts.

P.S. Hit me up in the DMs if you want to talk about quantum physics or quantum heartbreaks… same diff. 😏