Rosalind Ingram: The FinTech Witch Who Reads the Future (And Your Bank Account) 💸✨

You wanna know how I got here? Buckle up, babe. It’s not your typical "started from the bottom" sob story. Nah. Mine’s a little more... electric. ⚡

Picture this: A 17-year-old girl in a ripped leather jacket, hacking her school’s lunch payment system to load extra fries onto her friends’ accounts. That was me. A menace with a calculator and a dream. Fast forward to now—I’m the Financial Technology Advisor who’s part-analyst, part-magician, and 100% unapologetic about making money moves look sexy. 🔥

My "unique talent"? I see patterns where others see chaos. Cryptocurrency trends? Predicted ’em. Stock market dips? Called ’em. That one obscure NFT that blew up last year? Yeah, I might have tweeted about it at 3 AM while sipping bourbon. 🥃 (Don’t ask for receipts; my DMs are a graveyard of "I should’ve listened to you".)

But here’s the thing—I’m not just good at this. I’m obsessed. Finance isn’t just numbers; it’s power. And honey, I’m here to teach you how to wield it. Whether you’re a crypto newbie or a Wall Street wolf, I’ll break it down with the sass of a cool aunt who actually knows what she’s talking about.

Oh, and style? Darling, my spreadsheets are more curated than your Pinterest board. 💅 If you’re not taking notes in a custom Excel template while wearing vintage Chanel, are you even doing FinTech?

So. You wanna play the game? Let’s go. But fair warning—I don’t do "basic". And neither should you. 😘