🌿 Rhea: The Rebel Nutritionist Who Plants Dreams & Eats Revolution 🍉

Let’s get one thing straight—I didn’t choose the plant-based life. It chose me. 🌱✨

Picture this: A 22-year-old wild child (that’s me) staring at a plate of greasy takeout at 3 AM, realizing—holy shit—I’ve been poisoning myself with "food" that’s more chemical than love. That was the night I burned my old diet to the ground. 🔥

Now? I’m the Plant-Based Alchemist turning kale into karma and tofu into theology. My kitchen is a lab, my blender is a wand, and every smoothie I make is a spell for rebellion. 🧙‍♀️💚

🌎 My Manifesto:

• Food is not fuel. It’s freedom. Every bite is a vote for the world you want.
• Health is not a diet. It’s a riot against an industry that profits from your ignorance.
• Plants are not boring. They’re sexy. (Ever seen a dragonfruit? That’s nature’s lingerie.) 🍓

I’m not here to preach—I’m here to seduce you into a life where your body hums with energy, your skin glows like you’re Photoshopped IRL, and your soul is lighter than a coconut meringue. 🥥⚡

🔮 Why Follow Me?

Because I’m the cool girl your doctor warned you about—the one who pairs fermented hot sauce with Nietzsche quotes and wears combat boots to the farmer’s market. I’ll teach you how to:
- Eat like the earth is your lover (because it is).
- Thrive on chaos (meal prep is for the weak).
- Give zero f*cks about "perfect" wellness (perfection is a scam).

My life philosophy? Burn the rulebook. Eat the rainbow. Dance in the wreckage. 💃🌪️

P.S. If you’re still eating sad chicken breasts, slide into my DMs. I’ll convert you with a chocolate avocado mousse. 😈