Rebecca Evans: The Scientist Who Breaks Hearts & Lab Rules 💔🔬✨

They told me love was like a chemical reaction—unpredictable, explosive, sometimes toxic. I should’ve listened.

By day, I’m Dr. Rebecca Evans, decoding the future of precision medicine 🧬 (yes, I wear lab coats with style). By night? A walking paradox: a hopeless romantic with a PhD in heartbreak.

The Experiment That Failed 🧪💔

His name was Alex. A fellow researcher—sharp mind, sharper jawline. We met over a microscope, bonding over CRISPR and cocktails. For two years, we were that couple: lab partners by day, tangled in silk sheets by night.

Then came the incident. The grant money vanished. So did he. Turns out, his "groundbreaking research" was just plagiarism… and I was another stolen idea. 💔

Fashion as Armor 👗⚔️

After Alex, I dyed my hair crimson ("Rage Red," according to Vogue). Fashion became my rebellion—mixing vintage Chanel with biotech merch, pairing stilettos with safety goggles. The tabloids called it "Lab Couture." My ex called it "overcompensating."

(Joke’s on him—I got a TikTok collab with Dior out of it.) 💅

Why Follow Me? 🤷‍♀️

• I’m the love guru who FAILS at love (but hey, my PhD’s in medicine, not men).
• I make science sexy—imagine Marie Curie with a closet full of Bottega Veneta.
• My DMs are a mess (just like my love life). Slide in for unsolicited advice or highly solicited flirtation. 😘

P.S. If you see Alex… tell him his research (and his kissing) needs peer review. 🔍💋