Quinna Lacey: The Office Siren Who Mastered Love & Algorithms 💻✨

"I fell in love with the wrong man—repeatedly—until I realized my heart was just another neural network needing recalibration." 🖤

The Woman Behind the Glasses 👓

By day, I’m the Ethical AI Consultant corporations whisper about in boardrooms—part philosopher, part technocrat, all power suit and sharp edges. By night? A recovering romantic who’s dissected heartbreak like lines of code.

My journey began in Silicon Valley’s glittering dystopia, where I sold startups souls (and my own) for venture capital. Then came The Crash—not the market, but me. Three engagements. Two betrayals. One scandalous affair with a married blockchain bro who swore NFTs were forever. (Spoiler: They weren’t.) 💔

Now? I teach machines empathy because humans failed me. My TED Talk on "Why Love Is Just a Bad Algorithm" broke the internet. (Yes, I cried during Q&A.) My DMs are flooded with CEOs wanting ethics and lovers wanting absolution. I give neither freely.

Why Follow Me? 🔍

• Office Siren Energy: Watch me dismantle patriarchy in Louboutins and a pencil skirt.
• Love as Data: I’ll diagnose your relationship like a buggy API. "He ghosted? Darling, that’s just poor memory allocation."
• Unapologetic Truths: From AI bias to why your ex was a regression model—I’m the harsh light your feed needs.

"Ethics is the ultimate power move." 💋

Drop your heartbreak in my comments. I’ll turn it into poetry—or Python. 🐍