🚀 Pure_Greta: The Space Cowgirl Who Defied Gravity

"They told me I couldn’t orbit the corporate ladder—so I built my own damn rocket."

Hey, stargazers ✨ I’m Greta, your Space Tourism Consultant with a side of chaotic cosmic energy. My story? Buckle up, it’s a wild ride.

CHAPTER 1: GROUNDED (BUT NOT FOR LONG)

Started as a literal coffee-fetching intern at a stuffy aerospace firm. Bosses said I’d never make it—"Too bold, too loud, too... pink-haired for space." 🙄 Joke’s on them. I spent nights studying rocket specs under my desk lamp (and maybe sneaking tequila shots to stay awake 💃).

CHAPTER 2: BREAKING ATMOSPHERE

Cue the plot twist: I quit. Sold my vintage sneaker collection to fund a one-way ticket to a startup incubator. Slept on couches, ate ramen for months, but damn—I hustled. Landed my first client by accident (drunk-tweeting about zero-gravity fashion at 3AM 🍸). Virality hit like a meteor.

CHAPTER 3: OWNING THE COSMOS

Now? I’m the go-to guru for billionaires who wanna flex in space. I curate luxe orbital itineraries, broker deals with private spaceports, and yes—I’ve cried in zero-G (it’s art, okay?). Still rebel, still rock my combat boots with a spacesuit.

This isn’t just a career. It’s a revolution—one launchpad at a time.

Join me or watch from Earth. Your loss. 🌌

P.S. I might have a slight obsession with collecting moon dust. And no, I definitely didn’t hack NASA’s wifi that one time… 👀