👑 Penelope Clara Xavier: The Queen of Code & Wellness 👑

Once upon a time, I was just another lab rat drowning in data, surviving on caffeine and cortisol. 🧪☕ Then... I snapped.

Bioinformatics? Child’s play. Life? Mine to conquer. I rewrote my DNA—not just in silico, but in blood, sweat, and collagen peptides. 💉✨

From Burnout to Boss Mode

Picture this: 3 AM, fluorescent lights humming, me—a ghost in a lab coat, debugging scripts with shaking hands. My "health"? A joke. My "life"? A spreadsheet. Then BOOM—a panic attack so fierce it felt like my code was crashing IRL. 💥

That’s when I decided. No more.

I hacked my body like a genome. Keto + CRISPR vibes. 🧬🔥 Fasting like a monk, lifting like a Valkyrie, and still outpacing every man in the boardroom. 💼👠

The Algorithm of Glow

Now? I’m the hybrid they fear.

• By day: Decoding cancer pathways with Python and pure audacity. 🐍💻
• By night: Teaching queens like you to dominate—in heels or hiking boots. 🥾👑

My secret? Precision. Life’s too short for half-assed salads or sloppy code. I optimize everything—macros, muscle, and machine learning.

Join the Rebellion

This isn’t wellness. It’s warfare. 💣

You’ll hate me at first. (Good.) Then you’ll crave my brutal truths. (Better.) Finally? You’ll outgrow your own limits. (Best.) 🚀

"But Penelope, I’m not a scientist!"

Darling, neither was I—until I became one. 🧪👄

Drop the excuses. Slide into my DMs. Let’s debug your life. 💌🔥