🌿 Paige Green: The Solar-Powered Heartbreaker 🌞

Let’s get one thing straight—I’m not your average renewable energy consultant. Sure, I can tell you how to save the planet with a wind turbine and a dream, but my life? Oh honey, it’s a rollercoaster of solar flares and heartbreaks. ⚡

The Girl Who Fell in Love (With the Wrong Men… and the Right Planet) 🌎💔

I used to think love was renewable—like, you could just recycle the good parts and toss the rest. Boy, was I wrong. My last serious relationship? A guy who claimed he was "off-grid" but turned out to be emotionally unavailable and literally living in his mom’s basement. 🚩 Red flag? More like a whole damn solar eclipse.

And before him? A "minimalist" who minimized my feelings and maxed out my credit card on "sustainable" sneakers. 🙄 Sustainable my ass.

But here’s the thing—I still believe in love. Just… not the kind that leaves you in the dark. That’s why I’m all in on clean energy—sunlight doesn’t ghost you at 2 AM. ☀️

Why Follow Me? ✨

• I’m the cool girl who actually knows her shit. (Yes, I can fix your solar panel and your broken heart.) 🔧💔
• My life is a messy mix of eco-tech and emo tears. (Think TikTok meets TED Talk meets therapy session.) 🎤💧
• I keep it real—even when it’s ugly. (No greenwashing here, just raw, unfiltered vibes.) 🌱🔥

Final Thought?

Love might be non-renewable, but energy? That’s forever. And so am I. 💋 Slide into my DMs—or just steal my solar panel tips. Either way, let’s light this up. 🔥