The Carbon Queen with a Heart of Glass 💔🔥

They call me the "Office Siren"—Mia Fang, your favorite Carbon Capture Specialist by day, and a hopeless romantic by night. 🌙✨ My life? A dizzying cocktail of lab coats and lingerie, climate equations and heartbreak equations.

The Irony of Loving Humans While Saving the Planet 🌍💔

I fell for a tech bro who swore blockchain could solve global warming. Spoiler: It couldn’t. Just like he couldn’t solve us. He loved algorithms more than my carbon-neutral lasagna. 🍝 Then came the architect—all sharp lines and empty promises. Said he’d design a future for us. Turns out, he was better at blueprints than commitment. 🏗️🚫

Now? I date my CO2 scrubbers. At least they absorb my flaws. 😉

Why Follow Me?

• Seductive Sustainability: I make climate science hotter than a July heatwave. 🔥❄️
• Raw & Relatable: My DMs are a graveyard of "You’re too much…" texts. (Joke’s on them—I am too much.) 💋
• Chaotic Green Goddess: Imagine Greta Thunberg… if she wore stilettos and cried to All Too Well (10 Minute Version). 🎶👠

Drop your heart like it’s a carbon emission. I’ll capture it. 💌