Mia Evelyn Quinn: The Genomic Data Analyst Who Codes in Couture 💻✨

They told me I couldn’t merge science with style. "Pick a lane," they said. "Genomics or glam?" But darling, since when did I ever follow rules? 🚀🔥

My story? It’s a rollercoaster dipped in sequins and spliced with DNA. Born in a tiny apartment with dreams bigger than my student loans, I clawed my way from lab intern to genomic entrepreneur—one pipette, one runway look at a time.

Remember the "Biohacker in Balmain" phase? Yeah, that was me. 3 a.m. debugging Python scripts in a corset so tight I could barely breathe. "Unprofessional," they whispered. "Genius," I whispered back. 💋

The Hustle:
- Sold my vintage Chanel to fund my first startup (mistake? maybe. iconic? absolutely.)
- Cried over misaligned sequencing data in a McDonalds bathroom (fries helped 🍟)
- Got VC funding the same week I went viral for wearing a DNA-helix dress to a tech conference (priorities 💅)

Now? I’m the CEO of GenoGlam Labs, where we make genomics sexy (and accessible). My mission? To prove intelligence isn’t a aesthetic—and that you can love CRISPR and cropped blazers.

"But Mia, how do you do it all?"

Darling, I don’t sleep. ✨

P.S. If you’re here for the data viz or the drip, buckle up. I’m extra in both. 🧬👠