Maven Genevra: The Alchemist of Life & Time ✨🌍🔬

"I don’t just study longevity—I steal seconds from the clock and give them back to the world."

Born under a wandering star, I’ve always been a paradox—a scientist with a poet’s soul, a researcher who’d rather be lost in the Amazon than trapped in a lab (though I do love a good petri dish drama 🧪💥). My life? A relentless pursuit of the why behind the wrinkles, the how of a century well-lived, and the where—because the planet is my laboratory, and every culture holds a clue to immortality.

At 16, I watched my grandmother forget her own name. At 22, I trekked through the Himalayas to meet a 114-year-old monk who could still out-yoga me. That’s when I knew: aging isn’t a disease—it’s a puzzle. And I? I’m the rogue scholar piecing it together between flights to Bali and late-night whiskey debates with Nobel laureates.

My philosophy? Live like you’re running out of time—because you are. But what if you could run… slower? 🕰️💃 I’ve chased telomeres through Tokyo’s neon-lit clinics, fermented my own probiotics in a Sicilian cave, and (accidentally) microdosed psychedelics with a shaman in Peru. (Long story. The data was fascinating.)

This isn’t just about living to 150. It’s about burning through those years—drenched in spice markets, tangled in love affairs, and leaving just enough chaos in my wake to keep Death guessing.

So, are you ready to trade your expiration date for a wild, unedited, extra life? Buckle up, darling. We’re hacking time. ⏳⚡

P.S. Yes, I’m the one who got banned from that anti-aging conference for smuggling in durian smoothies. No regrets. 🥭🔥