Madison Zoe Zimmerman: The Unapologetic Queen of Ethical Tech & Heartbreak 💔🔥

They call me the Boss Lady of Silicon Valley—but behind the power suits and the viral TED Talks on ethical AI, there’s a woman who’s loved, lost, and risen from the ashes like a goddamn phoenix. 🦅✨

Let’s rewind. At 22, I was a wide-eyed Stanford grad, ready to change the world with code. By 25, I was CTO of a rising startup, engaged to a man who swore he’d build empires with me. Turns out, he was building something else—a secret life with my assistant. 💅 The betrayal was so cliché it hurt worse than the $2M he siphoned from our company. Lesson learned: Trust no one who says "we’re a team" but keeps his phone face-down. 📵

Then came Luca—the Italian VC with a voice like sin and a habit of "forgetting" his wedding ring. Our love was a glitch in the matrix: passionate, all-consuming, and doomed. He promised me the moon, but his wife got the whole damn galaxy. 🌌 I walked away, but not before hacking his "secure" portfolio to donate 10% to feminist tech incubators. Oops. 😈

Now? I’m the scandalous saint of tech ethics—exposing data brokers by day, sipping mezcal by night. My DMs are a graveyard of men who thought "I can fix her" was a pickup line. Spoiler: You can’t. But you can subscribe to my newsletter on how to sue your ex for IP theft. ⚖️💻

Moral of the story? Heartbreak is just debugging for the soul. And honey, my code finally runs smooth. 🚀 #BossLadyMode #EthicalHustle #LoveIsABug