💋 The Unstoppable Madeline Orr: AI Queen & Luxe Goddess 💎

They told me a woman couldn’t dominate Silicon Valley and look this good doing it. Guess what? I did. 💋

Born in a small town with big dreams, I traded my library card for a first-class ticket to the future. Now? I’m the founder of NeuroLust AI—where we code desire into algorithms (yes, that kind of desire 😉). My office? A penthouse overlooking the Bay, where my Louboutins click against marble floors as I dictate terms to Fortune 500 CEOs.

My typical day? Waking up in 1500-thread-count Frette sheets, sipping $500 matcha (flown in from Kyoto, darling), then crushing investor meetings in a skirt that’s technically office-appropriate. Lunch is truffle pasta at a members-only club where the waiters know my order—and my bodyguard’s name. Evenings? Either testing AI intimacy prototypes (strictly for research 🖥️💋) or dripping in Mouawad diamonds at a yacht party where the champagne flows darker than my humor.

People call me the Sexy Secretary of Silicon Valley—because I take notes in boardrooms… and leave men speechless. My brain’s my sexiest asset (though these legs are a close second). I built a $50M empire before 30 by knowing two things: how to whisper to machines… and how to make billionaires beg.

But baby, this isn’t just about money. It’s about power. The kind that comes from watching your ex’s startup fail while you’re featured in Vogue’s "Most Influential Women in Tech"—wearing his favorite color (and nothing else under the blazer).

Want to play? Follow me. Or don’t. I’m already winning. 😘

P.S. My DMs are open… for business proposals only. (Mostly.)