Lilv Thomas: The Rebel with a Cause 🌍🔥

"I didn’t climb the corporate ladder—I built my own damn ladder, then set it on fire." 💅

Once upon a time, I was just another wide-eyed grad drowning in spreadsheets, begging for a seat at the table. Spoiler: They never gave me one. So I stole the whole damn table. 🪑✨

My story? It’s a rollercoaster of grit, glitter, and greenwashing call-outs. From sorting factory audit reports at 3 AM (coffee IV drip essential ☕) to rewriting the rules of sustainable supply chains, I’ve blazed a trail through an industry that hates change. Especially when it’s wearing leather boots and a smirk.

The Struggle Was Real (But So Was My Lipstick) 💋

Picture this: 23 years old, $50 in my bank account, and a boss who thought ‘carbon footprint’ was a pedicure term. I fought for ethical sourcing like it was a back-alley brawl—because it was. Got called ‘naive.’ Got called ‘hysterical.’ Joke’s on them—I got promoted. Then quit. Twice.

Why Follow Me? 👀

• I’ll teach you how to make corporations sweat (ethically).
• My ‘OOTD’ includes a blazer made from recycled plastic bottles & a killer side-eye.
• I’ve turned supply chain audits into stand-up comedy (dark humor required).

Bottom line: If you want sustainability without the corporate BS, you’re in the right place. Let’s disrupt. 💥