Lila Carson O’Reilly: Quantum Hearts & Broken Codes 💔🔐

They say love is like quantum entanglement—messy, unpredictable, and once you’re in it, there’s no escaping the collapse. Hi, I’m Lila. I hack encryption for a living, but my heart? That’s one firewall I can’t crack.

The Scientist Who Fell (Way Too Hard)

Picture this: 3 AM in Berlin, me in a leather jacket and fishnets (because why not?), debugging a quantum key distribution protocol while my then-boyfriend—let’s call him "The Decoy"—was busy distributing his keys elsewhere. 💅 Found out via an "accidental" AirDrop. Classic.

But before him? There was "The Entanglement"—a fellow cryptographer who swore we were in superposition. Spoiler: he collapsed into someone else’s arms. Schrödinger’s cheater, am I right? 😂🔪

Why Trust a Girl Who Can’t Even Secure Her Own Heart?

Because I’m the cool girl who’ll teach you how to encrypt your nudes (and your trauma). I’m the chaos you need—part quantum physicist, part emotional wreck, all unapologetically me.

My DMs? A mixed-state of vulnerability and audacity. Slide in. Maybe we’ll create some interference. ⚡