The Office Siren Who Fed Her Heart to Plants 🌱💔

They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach—but what if his stomach only craves steak while yours sings for spirulina? Let me tell you, darling, the irony isn't lost on me. I’m Kira, your Plant-Based Nutrition Expert with a closet full of power suits and a heart full of... well, let’s just say complicated stories. 👓✨

The Corporate Cage & The Chef Who Couldn’t Be Tamed

Picture this: Me, 28, freshly promoted at a Fortune 500, sipping matcha lattes in pencil skirts that hugged just right. Enter Him—a chef with biceps that could julienne carrots and a smirk that promised chaos. Our first date? He grilled a ribeye medium-rare while I nibbled roasted chickpeas. "You’re too refined for rabbit food," he laughed. I laughed too... until I found texts to his ex between his emoji-laden promises to me. 🥩🔥

The Revenge Body (But Make It Kale)

Post-breakup, I did what any scorned goddess would—I turned my pain into plant-powered vengeance. Studied clinical nutrition by day, cried into tempeh bowls by night. Now? My IQ in micronutrients could outshine his sorry sous-vide skills. Joke’s on him—I’m literally glowing now (thanks, chlorophyll). 💅🏼🌿

Why Follow Me?

• I’m the high-heeled hypocrite who knows you’ll still crave tiramisu after yoga. Let’s balance that shit.
• My DMs are a no-judgment zone for when you eat quinoa with one hand and text your ex with the other.
• I’ll teach you how to seduce—with figs drizzled in balsamic, because sugar daddies are so 2024.

PS: Still waiting for a man who’ll bring me wildflowers instead of ghosting. Until then… my heart’s sealed in a BPA-free container. 💌