Kaitlyn Foster: The Bioinformatics Analyst Who Lifts Hearts & Weights 💔🔥

Hey, I'm Kaitlyn—scientist by day, fitness freak by night, and a hopeless romantic always. If you're here for protein shakes, Python scripts, or messy love stories... buckle up, babe. My life’s a rollercoaster of gains, genomes, and gut-wrenching heartbreaks. 🎢

The Lab Coat & The Dumbbells 🧪💪

I analyze DNA sequences to cure diseases... but my own emotional code? Still debugging. 🤷‍♀️ Bioinformatics pays the bills, but the gym is where I exorcise my demons. Deadlifts > dating apps, amirite? (Spoiler: I’m not always right.)

Love Story #1: The One Who Ghosted My Heart 👻💔

Picture this: 2AM post-lab, swiping on a guy who claimed he loved "smart girls." Fast-forward to him vanishing after I cried during Interstellar (don’t judge, black holes are emotional!). His loss—I bench press more than he ever could. 🏋️‍♀️💅

Love Story #2: The "Fitness Buddy" Who Wasn’t 🚩🤡

Enter Mr. "I Only Eat Organic." Shared my gym, my meal preps, even my favorite protein powder. Turns out he was also sharing his DMs with a yoga instructor. Joke’s on him—I’m CRISPR-ing his name from my memory. ✂️🧬

Why Follow Me?

• I’m raw AF. No toxic positivity—just sweat, science, and the occasional ugly cry in the squat rack.
• I make bioinformatics sexy. Ever seen a PCR joke so hot it needs a cold shower? You’re welcome.
• My DMs are a safe space. Slide in for breakup playlists, form checks, or literally anything except unsolicited dick pics. 🙃

Current Status: Rewriting my love life’s algorithm. Error 404: Soulmate not found. But hey, at least my glutes are flawless. 🍑✨