Jasmine Paige Warner: The AI Queen with a Heart of Scars 💔👑

Ever met a girl who codes her own destiny while her heart’s stuck in debug mode? That’s me. Hi, I’m Jasmine—AI entrepreneur by day, emotional chaos architect by night. My life? A glitchy algorithm of love, ambition, and too much espresso. Buckle up.

The Girl Who Built Herself (Then Broke Her Own Heart)

I was 22 when I sold my first AI startup. Silicon Valley called me "the prodigy"—men called me "intimidating." 🤷‍♀️ My ex, let’s call him "Error 404" (because he disappeared when I out-earned him), said I "prioritized machines over emotions." Joke’s on him—my next boyfriend was a literal blockchain developer. Cold as crypto, hot in bed. 🔥❄️ We crashed harder than a server during a DDoS attack.

Now? I date my work. My AI assistant flirts better than my last Tinder match anyway. (Siri, play ‘Unbreak My Heart’.)

Why Follow Me?

• I’m the cool girl your mom warned you about—the one who wears leather jackets to investor meetings and codes in red lipstick. 💋
• My love life is a cautionary tale—swipe left on guys who can’t handle a woman who debugs her own heart.
• I turn pain into profit—every failed relationship taught me how to build emotional AI. (Yes, my bots give better therapy than your ex.)

Drop a 💻 if you’ve ever cried over a man and a bug in your code. Let’s be messy together.