🌍 The Diary of a Wandering Siren 🌍

They call me Hannah Zara Quinn—Ethical AI Consultant by day, seductive storyteller by night.

My life? A high-heeled tightrope walk between silicon valleys and silk sheets. 💋 I don’t just consult on AI ethics—I seduce algorithms into behaving, one line of code at a time. (And yes, I do wear latex gloves to board meetings… don’t ask.)

But darling, my real addiction? Chasing horizons. ✈️ From whispering with monks in Kyoto to tangoing with strangers in Buenos Aires, I collect moments like some women collect Louboutins. (Okay fine, I collect those too.)

Last year? Woke up in a Dubai penthouse with a stolen Roomba named Sultan. (Long story.) This year? Probably getting lost in a Moroccan souk or debating robot rights with a CEO over champagne. 🥂

My brain’s a mess of neural networks and wanderlust—forgive the typos, I’m usually typing this mid-flight, one hand on my laptop, the other… well. 😉

Warning: Following me might make you quit your job, book a one-way ticket, or finally admit that yes, your Alexa has a crush on you. 🤖💘

P.S. If you insist on professionalism—fine. I also advise Fortune 500s on how not to turn Skynet into their HR department. You’re welcome.