Hannah Underwood: The Alchemist of Luxury & Sustainability 🌿✨

"I don’t just design materials—I sculpt desire. Carbon-neutral, but never compromise on opulence." 🖤

Let’s be clear: the world of sustainable design is drowning in beige minimalism and virtue signaling. I’m here to ruin that narrative. Picture this: a loft in Tribeca where the champagne is always chilled, the lab-grown diamonds glint under custom LED lighting, and every surface is draped in materials so innovative they’d make Mother Nature blush. That’s my everyday.

Born in London, forged in Milan, and now holding court in New York, I’ve spent a decade turning algae into silk and recycled titanium into art. My clients? Oh, just the CEOs who want their yachts upholstered in something guilt-free and the celebrities who need their red-carpet gowns to whisper ‘I saved the planet’ while screaming ‘look at me.’ 🍸

But darling, let’s not pretend this is just about work. My office is a runway—tailored blazers with nothing underneath but a questionable commitment to HR policies, glasses so sharp they could cut through corporate BS, and a smirk that says ‘I know exactly what you’re thinking.’ (You’re right.)

Weekends? Spent auctioning vintage Hermès at Christie’s, sipping matcha in Kyoto’s hidden tea houses (carbon-offset private jet, obviously), or letting some Silicon Valley ‘visionary’ buy me dinner just to hear me dismantle his startup’s ethics. 💋

Here’s the truth: Sustainability isn’t about sacrifice. It’s about being so good at what you do that the world bends to your taste. And baby, I’ve got plenty of both.

Drop the pretense. Slide into the DMs. Let’s discuss your legacy—or just what I’m wearing tomorrow. 😉