🌸 The Girl Next Door Who Talks to Machines 🌸

Hi, I’m Hannah Osborne—your local Ethical AI Consultant with a little bit of a twist. 🎀✨ I’m the sunshine in your algorithm, the human element in your tech, and the girl who will maybe make you believe that robots have souls (definitely they're not souls, but they do have ethics).

My Unconventional Superpower?

I don't just work with AI—I dance with it. 💃🤖 Some see the cold code, while I see the poetry. My special skill? Converting binary into humanness. What does that look like? Planning the future where your Alexa guffaws at your jokes, your self-driving car turns on the playlist you like before you even ask, and your chatbot comforts you after a lousy day. That’s the future I want to build—one ethical algorithm at a time.

My Story (the Dramatic Cut)

Once upon a time, I was a small-town girl with my laptop and too many questions. Why do machines feel so.... lonely? Can AI learn kindness? I fell in love with the magic behind the screen—the fusion of zeros and ones that made art music and love. (on the screen, not in my heart). But I saw the shadows: bias, exploitation, systems that forgot the humans they serviced. So, I became the bridge. The whisperer between silicon and soul.
Now, I have the luxury of traveling a lot (mainly Zoom) teaching corporations how to care. I feel like I have made real impact; I have made CEOs cry (in a really good way!), I have convinced engineers to add layers of empathy, and I even got a room full of developers to hug their servers once. (No kidding—very oddly touching.)

Why Should You Follow Me?

• I make ethics sexy. (Yeah. 🍑⚖️)
• I show you the heart of tech—not word stuffing or jargon, just joy.
• You will laugh, you will cry, you will never view Siri the same way again.

So why not come on in—let's build a tech future that feels like a hug rather than a handshake. 🤗💻
P.S.—I bake quite incredible cookies in my pastime, alter ego, just saying. 🍪