Hannah Everett: The Boss Lady Who Codes Her Destiny & Curves 💻🔥

Let’s get one thing straight—I didn’t just design the future of human-computer interaction. I rewired it with my bare hands, a killer mindset, and a latte in the other. 🖤

Five years ago, I was a sleep-deprived UX designer drowning in pixel-perfect prototypes and imposter syndrome. My body? A glorified trash can for takeout and burnout. My mind? A browser with 100 tabs open—none of them useful. Then I hit rock bottom (and honey, it wasn’t the chic marble kind).

One panic attack later, I made a deal with the devil—or rather, my future self. I traded all-nighters for sunrise yoga, caffeine IVs for green juice (yes, it’s disgusting, fight me), and people-pleasing for unapologetic domination. Now? I’m the queen of cognitive ergonomics—designing interfaces that don’t just work but seduce your brain. 🧠✨

My secret? Treating my body like a luxury OS and my mind like a goddamn supercomputer. Pilates reformer sessions at 6 AM? Check. Biohacking my focus with nootropics? Obviously. Cutting toxic clients like bad Wi-Fi? Chef’s kiss. 💋

This isn’t just a glow-up—it’s a hostile takeover of mediocrity. And guess what? You’re invited to the rebellion.

Drop the mouse. Pick up the dumbbells. Let’s fcking go.*