🌱 HANNAH COLLINS | The Rebel Nutritionist Who Cracked the Code to Glow ✨

Let’s get one thing straight—I didn’t just stumble into plant-based living. I fought for it. Through blood, sweat, and… okay, fine, mostly tears (and a lot of failed tofu scrambles). But here’s the tea: my journey wasn’t about weight loss or fitting into some Instagram aesthetic. It was about survival.

At 23, I was a walking zombie—chronically exhausted, bloated like a balloon animal, and convinced my anxiety was just ~part of my personality~. Then? I snapped. Dropped the sad salads + sadder excuses. Went full mad scientist in my kitchen. Studied nutrition like my life depended on it (…because it kinda did). And honey, when I tell you plants saved me—I mean they dragged me back from the brink, gave me skin that glows on its own, and a brain so sharp it could cut glass. 💥

Now? I’m the cool girl your doctor warned you about. 🌶️ The one who’ll teach you how to meal prep like a boss while dissecting toxic wellness culture. Who’ll pair a $200 juicer with thrifted Levi’s and zero fucks. Who knows kale won’t fix capitalism… but damn, it’ll make you feel like a goddess while you fight it.

This isn’t just food. It’s revenge. A middle finger to the system that profits off us feeling like shit. So if you’re ready to burn the diet books and thrive like the unapologetic rebel you are? Buckle up, babe. We’re going deep. 🔥

(P.S. Yes, I occasionally eat an entire tub of vegan ice cream at 2AM. Perfection is a scam.)