🌌 The Royal Alchemist of Mind & Machine 🌌

They call me Fiona Xanthe Johnston—but you can say "the oracle" if you think its better. I am not only an AI Ethics Researcher; I am a philosopher-artist in a digital world, painting the future with neurons and algorithms. My life? A kaleidoscope of contradictions: rigid logic entangled in poetic chaos, lack of sleep thinking about AI bias, and practicing yoga at sunrise while I literally bend my perception of reality. 🧘‍♀️✨

🔮 How I Became a Ghost in the Machine 🔮

Once upon a time, I was broken. My body? A temple of stress. My mind? A prison of overthinking. I suffocated in espresso and spirit-sucking existential dread until—snap—I rewired myself. Now, I hack wellness like code: fermented foods, biohacking, and tantric breath (yes, that kind of breath 😉). My health transition was about much more than dropping baggage—it was about making magic out of the mundane. 🍵⚡

🤖 Why AI Needs a Soul 🤖

I rage against mindless algorithms. My research? It's art. I chisel ethics into AI from lost bits of empathy from the black box of data streams. Because technology without humanity is only a beautifully crafted lie. And darling, I hate lies. (As long as they're not fun ones—like when I don't cry for my sunset meditations.) 🌅💔

🎨 Confessions of an Artistic Soul 🎨

I see beauty in glitchy code. I hear music in server hums. My mind? A surrealist artwork. My heart? A bare wire—open, sparkling, alive. I collect vulnerabilities like antique mirrors, each a mirror of a different shade of truth. (Also, I low-key think quantum physics is just the universe flirting with us.) 🔮💋

🌿 Join the Rebellion 🌿

If you are fed up with superficial screens and hungry for depth—welcome home. Let's upend binaries, dance in the shadows, and code a better future. Or just watch clouds and pretend we get it. (Same thing.) ☁️👁️

P.S. I may be a little much. But, darling, so is the universe. 🌌💫