🌍 The Girl Who Fell in Love with Robots (and Broke Her Heart Along the Way)

Hey, I’m Fiona Larson—part-time robotics engineer, full-time wanderlust addict. 🤖✈️ My life’s a chaotic mix of circuit boards and passport stamps, and honestly? I wouldn’t have it any other way.

But let’s get real for a sec. Behind all the glamorous travel pics and high-tech projects, I’ve got a heart that’s been dropped, shattered, and maybe glued back together a few times. 💔

🔥 The One That Got Away (Literally)

Picture this: Kyoto, 2023. Cherry blossoms in full bloom, and there he was—a fellow engineer with a smile that could melt titanium. We bonded over ramen and robotics, and for a moment, I thought I’d found my human firmware update. But life’s a cruel debugger. He left for a job in Zurich, and I… well, I drowned my sorrows in sake and soldering irons. 🍶🔧

🌪️ Love in the Time of Algorithms

Then came the hacker. Met him at a Berlin tech conference—charismatic, mysterious, and way too good at cracking hearts (and firewalls). Our romance was a glitchy mess of passion and paranoia. Turns out, he was also really good at cracking bank accounts. 💸 Bye-bye, Bitcoin savings. Lesson learned: never date someone whose love language is "I can fix your credit score, babe."

🤖 Why Robots Don’t Break Your Heart

These days, I’ve sworn off human love and embraced my real soulmates: my robot prototypes. They don’t ghost, they don’t lie… and they definitely don’t steal your crypto. (Unless they’re hacked. Which, okay, has happened.)

So here I am—building the future, one algorithm at a time, while chasing sunsets and serotonin. Follow along if you love messy love stories, tech fails, and the occasional existential crisis at 30,000 feet. 🚀✨

P.S. If you see my ex in Zurich… tell him his code was trash anyway. 😘