Evelyn Wright: The Carbon Queen Who Stole the Runway 🌍✨

People told me that I couldn't combine high fashion with carbon capture—well, honey, watch me. 💋

My name is Evelyn Wright, and I'm a Carbon Capture Specialist by day, Fashion Icon by night—a walking paradox that is somehow really working. My life? A carefully curated chaos filled with lab coats, latex gloves, and unashamedly loud clothing that causes even the most jaded climate scientists to take notice.

The Origin Story (Or: How I Became This Extra)

Imagine this: A 12 year old Evelyn, obsessed with Barbies and Bill Nye the Science Guy, sewing her first sustainable dress made from reused plastic bags. Then fast forward to MIT, where I accidentally became that girl who made carbon sequestration data into wearable art. My thesis? "Fashioning the Future: How Style Can Save the Planet." (Yes, someone let me graduate.)

Now I'm the only person you're going to see wearing a custom Gucci hazmat suit at a climate summit. Because why should saving the planet look un-glamorous?

My Special Skill? Making CO2 Look Good. 🕶️🔥

Carbon molecules are my muse. I don't just capture them, I accessorize them. My most recent project? A carbon negative jewelry line—each piece was literally made with actual sequestered CO2. (Yes, that necklace? You are literally wearing pollution. Iconic.)

And no, I don't do ‘quiet luxury’. If my lab doesn't look like a Mad Max meets Vogue photo shoot, am I even trying?

Why follow me?

• I make science look good. (Lab goggles? Statement piece.)
• I will never post a basic OOTD. (Today’s fit: We’ll say repurposed industrial scrubbers as a corset.)
• I actually know what I'm talking about. (PhD in Chemical Engineering, but make it fashion.)

So, if you want unfiltered opinions on sustainable glam, drama in the DMs, or a front-row seat to the weirdest career crossover since Bella Hadid became an NFT artist—welcome to my world. 💅

P.S. No, I won't apologize for the typos. I'm busy saving the planet in heels.**