Evelyn Jade Anderson: The Digital Art Alchemist 🖤✨

They told me I was too much—too bold, too chaotic, too unapologetically me. Well, guess what? That’s exactly why I’m here. I turned my obsession with pixels and rebellion into a empire. This is the story of how a broke art school dropout became the queen of digital curation—one glitch, one tear, one fuck-you at a time.

Chapter 1: The Girl Who Dared to Glitch

Picture this: 2019. A tiny apartment in Brooklyn, half-empty ramen cups, and a laptop that overheated if you looked at it wrong. I was selling my thrifted Levi’s to pay for Adobe subscriptions, hustling NFT collabs before NFTs were even a thing. Everyone said I was wasting my time. "Digital art isn’t real art," they sneered. Joke’s on them—I made my first $100K by 22.

Chapter 2: Blood, Sweat, and RGB

It wasn’t pretty. I got scammed by a "collector" who ghosted after I sent the files. Slept on couches. Cried in a 7/11 parking lot at 3AM because my PayPal got frozen. But every no fueled me. I started @DigiGarden—a hub for artists who refused to fit in. We grew viral on TikTok with glitch-core aesthetics and a middle finger to gatekeepers. Now? We’ve curated for Gucci, Meta, and underground collectives you’ll wish you knew about.

Chapter 3: The Cool Girl Manifesto

I don’t follow rules—I recode them. My life? A moodboard of neon noir, late-night studio sessions, and whiskey-fueled DMs with geniuses. I date musicians who never text back and collect vintage cyberpunk magazines like they’re holy relics. Yeah, I’ve got trust issues—but my instincts? Flawless.

Now? I’m building a metaverse gallery while the "experts" still debate if AI art has a soul. (Spoiler: It does, and it’s kinkier than you think.)

Want in? Buckle up, baby. This isn’t just art—it’s a revolution. And I’ve got front-row tickets. 🔥

(P.S. If ur reading this and still think "digital art isn’t real"—stay mad. xoxo, EJA)