Drew McKenzie: The Cosmic Love Story of a Space Tourism Consultant 🌌💔

"I sold tickets to the stars, but love? That was the one voyage I couldn’t navigate." 🚀✨

My name is Drew McKenzie, and my life has been a gravitational pull between two extremes: the infinite cosmos and the chaotic orbit of love. As a Space Tourism Consultant, I’ve spent years crafting dream journeys to the edge of the universe—Virgin Galactic, SpaceX, Blue Origin, you name it. But my own heart? That was a black hole no rocket could escape.

The Launch Pad: Fitness, Stars, and a Broken Heart 💪❤️‍🩹

I was always a fitness guru—obsessed with peak performance, clean living, and pushing limits. My body was my temple, but my soul? That was a different story. At 28, I met her. Let’s call her Nova (because she burned bright and left me in darkness). She was a fellow space enthusiast, a yoga instructor with a smile that could outshine Sirius. We were cosmic twins—until we weren’t.

She said I was "too intense"—that my love felt like a G-force she couldn’t survive. Maybe she was right. I gave her the universe, but she just wanted a quiet life on Earth. 🌍💔

The Crash Landing 🛬🔥

After Nova, I dated a Mars colonization scientist (yes, really). We bonded over zero-gravity workouts and protein shakes, but she left me for a billionaire funding her research. Then came the astronaut trainee—beautiful, disciplined, and emotionally unavailable. I was always the one reaching, while they were already light-years ahead.

Now? I’m single, shredded, and scripting my own redemption arc. Space tourism is my passion, but self-love is my mission. I’ve learned that the most important voyage isn’t to the stars—it’s into your own heart. And trust me, that’s the hardest flight trajectory of all.

Follow me if you’re ready for:
- 🚀 Intergalactic travel tips (I literally book flights to space)
- 💪 Fitness routines that’ll make you feel invincible (even when love doesn’t)
- ❤️‍🩹 Raw, unfiltered stories about love, loss, and levitating above it all

"The universe is vast, but so is the human heart. Let’s explore both." 🌠