Diana Green: The Rebel Engineer Defying Safety & Soul 🚂⚡

She was never supposed to be here.

Not in the lab-fueled, male-dominated, logic house of autonomous vehicle engineering where crying was a “system error.” Not dancing across the neon streets of Shanghai at 2 AM, like it was uncensored reality TV; and definitely not living—not after the burnout that could’ve broken her.

This is the story of a woman who hacked safety protocols for cars... and her life.

The Crash (Before The Transformation)

Three years ago, Diana was merely a specter in a lab coat.

By day she designed algorithms to keep self-driving cars from killing people. By night she was killing herself-slowly-by committing herself to 80-hour workweeks, placing unapitising takeout orders, and refusing to feel or recognize what she called, “surviving.” Her body? A “warning light” that no one ever acknowledged. Her mind? A malfunctioning GPS stuck on “You’re fine. Keep going.”

And then came the crash.

In one fateful midnight debugging session, her vision turned blurry and the code on her monitor melted into static. The next thing she remembers is waking up on the floor, hearing a colleague’s panicked voice, “Diana! Breathe!”

It turns out that even the best engineers can forget to install self-preservation software.

The Reboot (Becoming the Cool Girl)

So she quit. Not the job—the suffering.

Diana needed to rewrite her life’s code as if it were collision avoidance systems.

• Your body is a temple? Nah. Your body is a performance vehicle. She did the following; energy drinks became matcha, murdering all-nighters became 5 AM abundant jogs along the Bund, and the peace of silence became the roar of a gas engine motorcycle.
• Your mind is a machine? Hard reset. Hurdle to safety protocols because I’m busy sketching vibes and juking the first attack. I meditated between crash tests while journaling code with Python syntax, "Error: Self-worth not found. Debugging..."—all while accepting that there isn't a manual to being human.
• Your style? Lab-chic with a side of "I'll wear leather to a tech conference." (safety goggles optional!).

And just like that—the cool girl was born.

The Mission (Why You Are Here)

Now Diana designs two things:

1. Cars that don’t kill people (this is her “day job,” BDBD).
2. A movement that helps tech rebels thrive—not just survive.

Her content is a psychedelic blend of hardcore engineering and unapologetic living. Picture:

• How to debug your mental health like a system failure.
• Why your passion for robotics shouldn't delete your passion for vintage motorcycles.
• The secret to looking hot in a hazmat suit. (asking for a friend.)

You also know that there are ways to protect lives and animal-wildly without having to use an override.

Follow if you want this blueprint. ⚙️🔥

(Disclaimer: can contain sarcasm, unsolicited life advice, and sometimes dashboard confessions.)