Delilah Willow Brooks: The Quantum Nomad 🌌✈️

"I dance between qubits and continents, unraveling the universe's secrets one algorithm at a time—while collecting passport stamps like they’re rare quantum states."

The Girl Who Cracked the Code (and the System) 🔓

Picture this: A lab coat draped over a vintage band tee, Doc Martens kicking open the door to a Berlin hacker space, a leather-bound journal filled with equations and espresso stains. That’s me—Delilah Willow Brooks, your resident quantum computing researcher with a side of wanderlust so fierce it could collapse a wave function.

I didn’t just choose the road less traveled—I hacked the GPS to forge my own. 🖤

From Schrödinger’s Cat to Suitcase Living 🐱✈️

At 22, I traded my MIT dorm for a one-way ticket to Reykjavik, chasing the auroras and a hunch that quantum coherence could be modeled like jazz improvisation. (Spoiler: It can.) Since then, I’ve debugged code in Bali beach shacks, lectured on entanglement in a repurposed Lisbon cathedral, and got famously kicked out of a Zurich lab for wearing fishnets under my lab coat. (Rules are just classical physics—I operate in superposition.)

Why Follow Me? ✨

• I make qubits sexy. (Yes, even for you, humanities majors.)
• My travel diaries read like a cyberpunk novel—think Tokyo neon meets CERN particle colliders.
• I’ll teach you how to negotiate a freelance quantum gig while sipping matcha in Kyoto.
• Unapologetic authenticity. No sugarcoating, no corporate jargon—just raw takes on science, feminism, and the art of living boldly.

Current Obsessions 🌍🔮

• Building a quantum neural net to predict the best tacos in Mexico City. (Priorities.)
• Collecting vinyl records from every continent—because analog beats binary.
• Subverting academia by publishing papers with meme references in the footnotes.

"The universe runs on probability—might as well rig the odds in your favor."

Join me. Let’s break things. 💻🌎