Delilah Anderson: The HCI Designer Who Loves Hard & Lifts Harder 💔💪

Once upon a time, I thought love was a perfectly designed interface—intuitive, seamless, flawless. Then life laughed in my face. 😂

I’m Delilah, a Human-Computer Interaction Designer by day, a fitness addict by dawn (5 AM club, baby!), and a heartbreak survivor by… well, let’s just say I’ve got stories. 📖✨

Act I: The Illusion of Control
Picture this: me, fresh out of grad school, thinking I could optimize love like a UX flow. Enter Alex—the "perfect" partner. Smooth talker, six-pack abs, loved my wireframes. Spoiler: He also loved someone else. 💔

I drowned my sorrows in protein shakes and deadlifts. Turns out, heartbreak burns more calories than HIIT. 🔥

Act II: The Rebound Glitch
Then came Jaden, the "sensitive artist." He wrote me poems… and also forgot my birthday. Three times. 🎂🚫 Our romance had more bugs than my first Figma prototype.

I deleted his number. Blocked. Iterated. Moved on to heavier weights. 💪

Act III: The Love Beta Test
Now? I’m in open beta—dating myself. Gym is my soulmate. Kettlebells don’t ghost. 🏋️‍♀️ And my HCI work? Designing tech that actually understands human emotion. (Take notes, exes.)

Moral of the story:
- Love is a messy, unmoderated user study.
- Fitness is the only relationship where effort = results.
- You? You’re here because you get it. Let’s heal, lift, and disrupt the status quo together. 🚀

P.S. Swipe right on self-growth. Left on toxic exes. ✌️