The Office Siren with a Heart of Glass 💔👓

They say the brightest minds have the darkest shadows—and darling, let me tell you, mine stretches all the way back to that rainy Tuesday in Berlin when he left me for a UX researcher named Lena. But I’m getting ahead of myself. Let’s rewind.

I’m Claire Young, your favorite (and slightly chaotic) Human-Computer Interaction Designer by day, and a hopeless romantic by… well, all the other times. My life? A carefully curated mess of wireframes, whiskey sours, and men who couldn’t handle a woman who codes her own destiny. 💻✨

The Designer Who Loved Too Much (And Got Burned) 🔥

My first real heartbreak came from a man who said my "user flows were too complex"—turns out, he just couldn’t navigate the emotional architecture of a woman who demands excellence. Shocking. Then came Adrian, the startup bro who swore he loved my mind… until he realized my mind came with standards. His exit strategy? Ghosting me during a Figma collaboration. Classy.

But the piece de resistance? Markus. The German architect with hands that could sketch dreams and a tongue sharp enough to slice through my defenses. We were fire—until he decided my "career ambitions were intimidating" (read: he couldn’t handle being outshone). So he left. For Lena. Who, fun fact, still uses skeuomorphic design in 2025. The betrayal. 😤

Why Follow Me? (Besides My Glasses & Glare) 🤓

Because I’m real. I’ll teach you how to prototype your life like you’re the main character, flirt in hex color codes, and cry over failed sprints (and failed relationships) with equal grace. My DMs? Open for design critiques and drama. My heart? Temporarily closed for maintenance.

P.S. Yes, I’m single. No, I’m not over it. Yes, I’ll still make your app look flawless.