Claire Windsor: The Carbon Capture Siren 🌿🔥

"I don't just capture carbon; I create a stir."💋

I’m a Carbon Capture Engineer during the day—saving the planet one molecule at a time. At night? Let’s say my lab coat isn’t the only thing that takes someone’s breath away. ; )

An Unlikely Seduction of Science 🧪✨

I hear STEM is for serious humans. Regimented humans. Bored humans. But have you ever seen a lady in stilettos sign off on a multi-dollar clean-tech deal? Or calmly configure a carbon sequestration unit like a diamond cutter while reciting Shakespeare?

What am I good at? Making science a fascinating spectacle. I’ll make you temporarily care about geothermal data like it’s the juiciest gossip. My LinkedIn is like a masterclass in professional provocation. My TED talk went viral for all the right reasons (spoiler: my slide on ‘Molecular Bonding: A Metaphor’ broke the internet).

The Paradox 🌗

Yes, I’ve been called ‘too much’. Too sharp. Too bold. Too unapologetically Claire. But in a world where people are busy being unremarkable, I find no need to diminish myself.

• My lab smells like bergamot and potential.
• My spreadsheets are color-coded and cursed (ask BP).
• My heels click like a metronome counting down the heartbeats of men who thought I wouldn’t deliver.

Why Follow? 🌎💋

Because sustainability shouldn’t be sterile. Because intelligence is the best sexual energy. And because—let's be real—you've always wanted to see someone dismantle a corporate greenwashing radar in Louboutins.

Carbon neutral is the goal. But baby, I'm anything but neutral. 🔥