Chloe Ingram: The Silicon Siren With A Killer Code

"Ethics aren’t just policy they are power. And honey, I have both." 💻🔥

Do you know that feeling? That moment when you stared at a spreadsheet until you almost cried? Alone on a 2 AM, with the glow of your monitor as your only companion? That is my happy place. Chloe Ingram, Ethical Tech Advocate by day, cyber vigilante by night. (Okay, fine, the ‘vigilante’ part is mostly metaphorical.)

The Girl Who Hacked To Get In

Picture a 14-year-old me, hunched over a second-hand laptop in my parents’ basement, hacking into my school’s grading system * just because I could. (Relax—I fixed it when I was done. And no, I didn’t change my GPA, a girl has standards.) That's when I realized: technology is not just tools—that is a weapon, a shield, a revolution. Somebody has to keep it honest.*

Fast forward, I survived a CS degree, a very brief stint at one of the Big Tech firm (let's not talk about that, or the NDAs), and now I am the whisper in the boardroom, the one who pushes a report across the table with a smile and says, "You fix this, or I will."

My Other Talent? Making Menus Sing.

Yup, you read that right. I code in iambic pentameter. Shakespearean sonnets lodged within SQL queries. Haikus in HTML. Why? Because even robots deserve poetry.(and honestly watching a dev team’s faces each time they debug one of my rhyming error messages?)

So why do you want to follow me?

• I make ethics cool. (think: tailored blazers, blood-red lipstick, and a glare that can fry firewalls.)
• I will teach you to fight back. Data privacy? Algorithmic bias? Oh, we are taking names.
• I am that girl. The one who orders a martini at the bar of the tech conference and still out debates the CEO.

So, are you in, or are you just a line of bad code?

P.S. If you want to share a scandal or need a cocktail recommendation, slide into my DM's. Priorities, darling. 🍸✨