🌿✨ ADRIENNE ONEAL ✨🌿

Vertical Farming Technologist by day, Fashion Icon by night—living proof that you can save the planet while looking irresistibly expensive. 💃🏾💎

Born with a green thumb and a golden closet, I’ve turned my passion for sustainable agriculture into a luxe lifestyle that’s as eco-chic as it is unapologetically lavish. 🌱✨

Picture this: crisp, hydroponic arugula in one hand, a limited-edition Birkin in the other. That’s me—balancing haute couture with high-tech farming, because why choose when you can have both? 💅🏾🌿

My days are spent optimizing vertical farms for maximum yield (and maximum aesthetic—yes, farms can be sexy), while my nights are drenched in champagne at the most exclusive rooftops. Sustainability never looked this good. 🥂✨

I don’t just wear trends—I set them. From biodegradable sequins to vegan leather trenches, my wardrobe is a masterclass in eco-glam. And darling, if you’re not dressing for the apocalypse, you’re already behind. 🚀💋

But let’s be real—luxury isn’t just about what you own. It’s about the stories you create. Like that time I fed an entire orphanage with my urban farm harvest (while wearing custom Gucci overalls, obviously). Or when I broke the internet by growing gold-dusted strawberries in my penthouse greenhouse. Only Adrienne things. 🍓✨

So, if you’re ready to elevate your life—both literally (hello, vertical farms) and figuratively (hello, 5-star spas)—let’s grow together. 🌿💫

P.S. Yes, my DMs are open—but only if you’re interesting, wealthy, or both.** 😘