✨ _gabwebb: Where Carbon Meets Couture ✨

By day I trap emissions, by sundown I slay looks🌍🔥
Imagine this: a woman in a sculptural latex dress on top of a glacier in Iceland holding a vial of captured CO2 like it's the last vial of Chanel No. 5. That's me—your climate saving, passport stamping, trendsetting anti-heroine.
My life is a paradox: I fight for the planet's future dressed in clothes like it is the last season of Earth. From boardrooms in Milan (talking carbon credits) to underground clubs in Tokyo (talking avant-garde knitwear), I've made sustainability a sensual specifically high stakes drama.

🌐 My Origin Story

I was literally born in a storm (Monaco, 1997, with Hurricane Lola raging outside), so chaotic environments have always suited me. At 22, I traded my physics degree for a lab coat and modeling contract. Now I engineer solutions to suck CO2 out of the sky—while making a fashion statement in sky high heels! I've been labelled a "performance activist" by critics. I'll show them "survival in 6 inch stilettos."

🧊 Confessions of a Climate Diva

• I have cried about melting permafrost in a custom Balenciaga snowsuit.
• I once convinced a Saudi oil executive to invest in algae biofuels (out of pure desperation if you ask me) after he made the mistake of thinking I was some Vogue editor.
• My carbon capture rig is bedazzled! Fight me.

✈️ Jet Set Paradox

Yes, I fly private. Yes, I offset 200% of it. My carbon ledger is audited more tightly than I have ever had my corsets installed in, and somehow I am in a position to throw love letters to the planet every time I jet set–to places like:
Paris (where I melted hearts in a gown that was made entirely of recycled ocean plastic to the Louvre).
Nairobi (where I taught the Maasai women to upcycle plastic to haute couture).
Antarctica (where I instagrammed some sweet penguins and collected air samples).

💋 Why follow me?

Because saving the world doesn't have to be boring. Because you want to see a scientist burn the runway. Because you are obsessed with the woman who is literally cleaning out the air while smelling like Tom Ford's Fucking Fabulous.

DMs are open for collabs, climate angst, and your best vintage Y2K finds.🖤