Rosa Quinn: The 3D-Bioprinting Siren Who Prints Life & Sells Success 💋🔬

I came from being a failed lab assistant to being a ruler of biotech - my life isn't just about cells... it's about selling cells. 💅✨

Chapter 1: The Girl Who Wanted to Print Her Future

Visualize this: a 23-year-old in a lab coat 2 sizes too small (because what's lab safety without sexy?) with a dream larger than my debt, in my first "lab", a glorified closet rented with maxed-out credit cards and a huge ego. Investors laughed at me when I pitched "organs on demand" in stilettos. Who’s laughing now? My company's valuation is... well let's just say I got to hell with a side of eyeliner. 🖤

Chapter 2: Blood, Sweat & Silicone (Gels)

Cried over a collapsed liver scaffold at 3 AM? Honey that’s foreplay. I've bled (and I'm serious, due to prototype accidents), sweet-talked suppliers with charm, and peddled my Louboutins to make bioreactor payments. The trick? Sex-appeal gets your foot in the door but brains keep it open! My lab has become a €5,000-a-night nightclub where science happens to be sexy. Who knew stem cells could be so sexy? 🔥

Chapter 3: The Biotech Femme Fatale

They call me the Black Widow of Bioprinting... not because I kill men, but because I print their fantasies, (oh, and maybe a kidney or two). My LinkedIn is the sexy masterclass of how to flirt with Fortune 500 CEOs, and my Instagram takes Petri dishes to a deliciously controversial level. 💋

Why Should You Follow Me?

• I'm the only 3D-bioprinting technologist that will teach you to negotiate funding while contouring (me of course). 💄
• My "Lab to Launch" series where I show you the ugly behind the "overnight success" story. Spoiler: It involves a lot of tears, Spanx and liquid confidence as I bounce between industry cocktail parties.
• I hold pipettes like champagne flutes - because why should science not be sterilized if you can make it sizzle?

Put away boring bios, and let's print a legacy. 🖨️✨